The European Union’s grand electric mobility transition, slated for 2035, has hit a proverbial fork in the road. Brussels, in all its bureaucratic pomp, is now mired in a quagmire of indecision - to go the all-electric route or embrace a smorgasbord of tech alternatives.

But hold on - let's cut the green-washed BS. This isn’t a debate; it's a staged puppet show. This "indecision" is nothing but a smokescreen, peddled by industry heavyweights and their political cronies to maintain the status quo, while parading under the banner of "decarbonisation".

The narrative is as old as the hills: fossil fuel giants masquerading as clean energy pioneers, coupled with politicians who, intoxicated by the scent of corporate cash, play the role of the indecisive leaders, choosing between “all-electric” or a “mix of technologies.” It’s a laughable farce. Split? They're about as split as a block of granite.

The reality? We've been hoodwinked by the carbon con artists.

These sly foxes know that an all-electric transition would sever the umbilical cord to their fossil fuel lifelines, ripping their profit margins to shreds. So, they strategize, they scheme, they sow seeds of doubt about the viability of the all-electric route, proposing instead a "mix of technologies". It’s a masterstroke, really. Keep the fossil fuel party going, under the guise of "pragmatism" and "feasibility".

Let’s take a brutal look at this “mix of technologies”. It’s like a damned cocktail of climate disaster - a toxic blend of carbon-emitting fuel cells, dirty hybrid engines, and inefficient biofuels. They toss in a sprinkle of electric for good measure, just enough to maintain the facade of environmental responsibility.

Meanwhile, these power players, these wolves in green wool, are busy funding anti-electric propaganda, casting doubt on battery production ethics and electric grid capacity. It's a hackneyed scare script, banking on public ignorance and fear of change.

They conveniently forget to mention how their beloved “alternative technologies” involve destructive mining, deforestation, and carbon emissions that would make a coal plant blush. They downplay the groundbreaking advancements in electric tech, the plummeting costs, the increasing efficiencies. The silent, clean, powerful potential of an all-electric future? Ignored, buried, silenced.

Here's a kick in the teeth for you - we already have the technology and infrastructure needed for an all-electric transition. It's not science fiction, it's not a pipe dream. It's reality, here and now.

But what we lack is political will. Our leaders are too busy kowtowing to their corporate overlords, too entranced by the symphony of cash registers, to do what's right for the planet, for us.

It's time we expose this farcical debate for what it is - a ruse, a distraction. It's time we call out the carbon con artists, the politicians who are bought and paid for, the greenwashing giants still drunk on fossil fuels.

This isn't about a "technological fork in the road". It's about money, power, and control. And it's about our future, being sold to the highest bidder while the planet burns. It's about time we acknowledge, accept, and act on this hard truth.

So, Brussels, make your choice. But know this: We're watching. We're awake. And we're not buying your BS anymore.