Buckle up, tech enthusiasts, because this episode of The AI Fix isn’t the shiny utopian spiel you've been spoon-fed. It’s a stark revelation of the dangerous, moronic, and downright laughable realities of our society's headlong dive into AI dependency.

First off, the idea that AI makes people more dishonest? Let's call that what it is: a weak attempt to shift the blame. It's not AI that makes people more dishonest, it's the lack of accountability and the masks of anonymity that digital platforms provide. Your handy pocket device isn't a Pandora's box of lies – it's just a mirror reflecting the inherent dishonesty of humankind. Stop blaming a tool for the shortcomings of its user.

Then we've got Waymo's robo-cars, the alleged saviors of our streets, choking on a bathroom mirror. What a compelling testament to the supposed genius of AI! It makes you wonder, how will these autonomous vehicles handle life-or-death decisions when they get stumped by a piece of reflective glass? Perhaps their strategy is just to keep us laughing so hard we forget about the impending robot apocalypse.

Speaking of which, let's tackle this absurdity of a "rescue" bot that slurps up victims head-first. Not only does this sound like a bad science fiction plot, but it's a glaring example of how far removed technologists can be from the realities of disaster response. Humans aren't lifeless dolls to be sucked up into a machine. They are traumatized, injured, potentially unstable. A truly effective rescue bot would need to account for this complexity. But hey, why strive for that when we can just create a robotic vacuum cleaner for people?

And lastly, we have China flexing its robotic muscle with a fusion robot arm that can lift ten elephants. As if artificial intelligence wasn’t frightening enough, now we have the prospect of elephant-lifting robots. The show of unnecessary power disguises a much darker reality: a race towards weaponized AI. Because let's be real, a country isn't going to invest in elephant-lifting robot arms just for the fun of it. The unspoken purpose here is military might, served up as technological innovation.

The AI Fix #70 isn’t just a showcase of technological progress. It’s a cavalcade of the mind-boggling stupidity that arises when we let unchecked ambition and a refusal to consider consequences guide us. It lays bare the harsh truth that AI isn’t our savior, it’s a tool. A tool that, like any other, can be used for good or ill. A tool that reflects the values, shortcomings, and intentions of its creators. A tool that, in the wrong hands, has the power to destroy as much as it can create.

So, before you jump on the AI bandwagon, take a moment to consider the realities behind the spectacle. Like a cheap magician, the tech world wants you to focus on the flashy tricks while it pulls a fast one behind your back. But don't let them fool you. It's high time we demand accountability, transparency, and ethical deliberation in our march towards the AI future. The alternative? A world where we're all slurped up by head-first rescue bots, ruled by mirror-stumped robo-cars, and held hostage by elephant-lifting robot arms. Now there's a dystopia for you.